Dialogue Written by Quentin Tarantino JULES -- okay so, tell me again about the hash bars? VINCENT Okay what d'you want to know? JULES Hash is legal there, right? VINCENT Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't Walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean they Want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places. JULES Those are hash bars? VINCENT Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own It and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's Legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this, Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them To search you. I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have. JULES Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'. VINCENT You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? JULES What? VINCENT It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there, we got Here, but it's just there's a little difference. JULES Examples? VINCENT Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? JULES They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? VINCENT No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck A Quarter Pounder is. JULES What'd they call it? VINCENT They call it Royale with Cheese. JULES (repeating) Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? VINCENT Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. JULES (repeating) Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper? VINCENT I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. You know what they put on french Fries in Holland instead of ketchup? JULES What? VINCENT Mayonnaise. JULES Goddamn! VINCENT I seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in this shit. JULES Uuccch!