Like Leo in The Revenant Abel in that Bible bit Revenge is sweet isn't it? I really, really hope for it I know that it won't fix a thing A song like this that I could sing for you All the feels you make me do A nightmare fucking coming true I wish I was a lawyer, I would sue you Sue you, take your dog, take your house, take your shoes, take your heart Now here comes that singing part I'm daydreaming Let me count the ways (let me count the ways) How I'll get you (get you) or how I'll make you pay Babe, I'm hurtin' (hurtin') And now you'll feel the same That's my plan (that's my plan) That's my plan That's my plan We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge Together, together, together We could take revenge, revenge, revenge Revenge is sweet We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge Together, together, together We could take revenge, revenge, revenge Revenge is sweet Now here's where girlfriends come in hand Especially those that understand Crime's a crime but listen man Really cannot give a damn We've all been through this kind of thing Say the word we make it sting for him He can't just get away with it Eye for eye you piece of shit You treat us like a garbage pit Let me at him, wait for it, wait for it Here comes that singing part I'm daydreaming (I'm daydreaming) Let me count the ways (let me count the ways) How I'll get you (I'll get you) Or how I'll make you pay (you pay) Babe, I'm hurtin' (I'm hurtin') And now you'll feel the same (feel the same) That's my plan That's my plan That's my plan We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge Together, together, together We could take revenge, revenge, revenge Revenge is sweet We could do revenge revenge, revenge, revenge Together, together, together We could take revenge, revenge, revenge Revenge is sweet (revenge is sweet) Well, in the beginning we felt like we was meant to be I fell for you and skinned my knee, but hell with any injury Eventually you'll get up gingerly It feels like it'll take a century to heal, but just know that I will But fuck trying to make amends, I'd rather take revenge You're stickin' safety pins inside my atrium, your day begins at 8 p.m. You hit the ATM in my Mercedes Benz with all your lady friends, whores Hit the club and you go out don't know a sum 'Cause when I calculate the times you cheated and total up all the amounts It doesn't add up 'cause you say that just giving out your number doesn't count (I hate you) Then see me with someone new get mad and flip it look how bad you spin it First you turn your back on me then tell me that I stabbed you in it Stabbed you in it (stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it) Slut! So when you're driving, driving to his house And you pass me while I'm driving to hers Just remember You cheated on me first You're a whore, you're a whore This is war Fellas, ladies We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge Together, together, together We could take revenge, revenge, revenge Revenge is sweet (so sweet, oh) We could do revenge revenge, revenge, revenge Together, together, together We could take revenge, revenge, revenge Revenge is sweet (fuck, yeah!) (Fuck, no!)