Uh Yo yo yo, yo I've been so many places, I've seen so many faces But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills I've climbed the highest mountain once or twice but who's countin'? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by six people and five I hit (whoops) Aw shit, I started a mosh pit Squashed a chick and stomped her foster kids (ah!) This room make me hallucinate Then I sweat 'til I start losin' weight 'Til I see dumb shit start happenin' Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryna rap again (oh) So bounce, bounce, come on bounce I said come on, bounce! Everybody in the house doing mass amounts (me!) To the women in the thongs with they asses out We don't bullshit, better ask around D12 throws the bombest bash in town Bizarre, your mom is crashin' out Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out (come on) Fuck that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs wrestlin' with Elton John Hey Von you see me steppin' on these leprechauns? It gotta be Tums 'cause the Ex-Lax is gone Yeah, I took 'em all, dog, with some parmesan And I think my arm is gone Naw, it's probably numb Young, dumb, and full of cum And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue Scary ass it was a false alarm You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on? Well, stop actin' stupid You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (ew) Yeah, I think I did too much (uh-huh) I think I got the runs (uh-huh) Rolaids, Pepto and Tums Watch out, here it comes! I've been so many places, I've seen so many faces But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills I've climbed the highest mountain once or twice but who's countin'? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out and date each other Some, some, some, some, something, something, something, I don't know Hop hills, hills I hop Hop two hills, on stilts I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk (oh) I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and grey I'm 'a go for broke No okey-doke, I'm packin' my nose with soap Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Aw, poor baby, born by whore lady Now I'm payin' child support (it's your baby!) Ha! I take four shots at one time And I don't to chase when I'm swallowin' mine (Hey, you got any room?) In Bizarre's hatchback We can't go far 'cause the car has flats Why the hell you people think I rap? Because my mother taught me how to breach contracts And if you got cash, then hide it too (Swift chill!) I'm just trynna get by like you! Well, I don't give a damn if you find me rude (uh-huh) Mean, crude, to hell with you too (uh-huh) I only need three blunts and I'm cool I just copped some, and I'm going back soon I've been so many places, I've seen so many faces But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills I've climbed the highest mountain once or twice but who's countin'? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills I'm at rave, lookin' at a babe like she want it Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit Looney, crazy, jumpy, sexy, dopey-headed guy Whipped cream, dirty mattresses, wanna try? (Come on) Blue hills, golden seals, got Bizarre, actin' ill Drugs kill (yeah right) chick, I'm for real! Shut your mouth you dirty girl You know you want it in your world Ladies, please don't fight Bizarre's here all night! I've been so many places, I've seen so many faces But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills I've climbed the highest mountain once or twice but who's countin'? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out and date each other Some, some, some, some, something, something, something, I don't know