One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer Hey mister bartender, come here I want another drink and I want it now My baby, she gone, she been gone two night I ain't seen my baby since night before last One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer And then I sit there Gettin' high Mellow Knocked out Feeling good And by the time I look on the wall At the old clock on the wall By that time It was ten thirty daddy I looked down the bar At the bartender He said "So what do you want, Johnny?" One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer Well, my baby she gone, she been gone two night I ain't seen my baby since night before last I want to get drunk till I'm off of my mind One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer And I sit there Gettin' high Stoned Knocked out And by the time I looked on the wall At the old clock again And by that time 'T was a quarter to two Last call For alcohol I said "hey, mister bartender!" "Well what do you want?" One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer One bourbon, one scotch