What? Uh The Bad Yeah The Evil Right, yo put em together Royce the 5-9, Eminem Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew Yo I'm just f***in with you, cause I got nothin to do I am bored! I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders Ate hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers *crash sound* Let you inhale the glock smell, while I'm rippin your wallet off And slippin a Molotov in your C***tail (take that) Burnin your contracts, punch your A&R in the face *punch sound* Smash his gla**es and turn em to contacts I'm on some shook s***, if it's missin I took it (whoops!) Nurse look at this straightjacket, it's crooked! I go to jail and murder you from a cell Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail (FedEx) So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head When the rest of his body's still alive RUNNIN? Comin' with five gunmen, waitin' to do a drive-by So when you see the black 500 (what?) hide from it For every hundred MC's rhymin about birds Only about two-thirds'd really set it without words Yo you ain't a thug, I can make you b**** up Pick the fifth up, c***, spit, you would swear it's rainin slugs (what?) I'm the hottest s*** in the industry (uh) I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half You know how a thug in this s***'ll end up Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up (what?) I take it if you run your mouth, then you want to get sent up Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated It takes six minutes to get applause And by the time you all catch on, I'm a end your career And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin' to fall back on! I'll throw you off of ten floors Pull a f***in headache outta my head, and put it in yours (take this) I'm indoors, waitin for disaster to seep in my skin pores To go outdoors and do some in-stores This b**** wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen. You swallow cum b****?" "No, but I brought a napkin" Gettin' skullie while I'm autographin' Got my daughter laughin' cause I sent her mother whitewater raftin' I'm not a fact, I'm a proven fear Mr. Rogers blocked up my you-haul screamin', "Wait, wait, wait.. you ain't movin' here!" Lorena Bobbitt, see'mere, want a souveneir? I've been high as f***, since I was a juvi-neer Juvenile? Same difference -- I need some 'caine 'Cause I ain't sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants (Oh my God!) Brain implants and they say there's a slim chance I won't stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz' Walkin in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug To break braces, you say grace and make faces I'll display hate and break you in eight places (what?) Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off Dancin with the Devil leadin - I won't die, I'm never leavin (what?) I pledge allegiance to forever breathin Street n****z with nuts, what? My meat's bigger (what?) Fake-a** thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers With a deathwish, thinkin I'm the n**** to mess with Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil (what?) A follower never had heart, he just loyal Thugs is gla** doors, I see through em, put the heat to em Be careful you might get what you ask for The Bad, the Evil The Bad, the Evil