Well this is my back yard My back gate I hate to start my parties late Here's the party cart Ain't that great? That ain't the best part baby Just wait That's a genuine weathervane It moves with the breeze Portable hammock honey Who needs trees It's casual entertaining We aim to please At my parties Check out the shingles It's brand new Excuse me while I mingle Hi, how are you Hey everybody Let me give you a toast This one's for me The host with the most It's getting a trifle colder Step inside my home That's a brass toilet tissue holder with it's own telephone That's musical doorbell It don't ring, I ain't kiddin' It plays America the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbon Boy, this punch is a trip It's okay in my book Here, take a sip Maybe little heaven on the fruit Ah, here comes the dip You may kiss the cook Let me show you honey It's easy, look You take a fork and spire 'em Say, did you try these ? So glad you like 'em The secret's in the cheese It's casual entertaining We aim to please At my parties Now don't talk to me about the polar bear Don't talk to me about ozone layer Ain't so much of anything these days, even the air They're running out of rhinos What do I care? Let's hear it for the dolphin Let's hear it for the trees Ain't runnin' out of nothin' in my deep freeze It's casual entertaining We aim to please At my parties