Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman Bet I can drive faster 'n you can C'mon hoss lets have some fun Go on shoot me with a radar gun You look bored and I sure am Catch me if you can Hey, hey Mr. Policeman I got a 75 Firebird trans am With a 455 up under the hood Me and my brother got it runnin' good Wake up behind me in a mole grey van Catch me if you can Go turn on your blue lights (So pretty) You know you want to I just flew by I can see you feel it now How's my dust taste in your mouth? C'mon Smokey its time to race Lets have us a high speed chase Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman Chopper in the air and a couple of SWAT vans That's not fair they're blockin' the road Now where am I supposed to go? Time to use my backup plan Catch me if you can Hey, hey Mr. Policeman Bet I can run faster 'n you can With your big pot belly And your cowboy boots 100 bucks says you won't shoot I know these woods like the back of my hand Catch me if you can Go on turn on your spotlight (So shiny) I got runnin' shoes and I'm younger than you And I got all night Theres no way you're keepin' up with me Just go on back to Krispy Kreme If you wanna quit I understand Catch me if you can Hey hey Mr. Policeman I said hey hey Mr. Policeman I'm in the jailhouse now I'm in the jailhouse now They told me once or twice Son, please respect my authority I'm in the jailhouse now