It was a beautiful sunny morning, so we went for a drive, Hiked up in the mountains, and we lost track of time. A kissin' and a huggin', never saw the sun go down, I said "Baby we're lost", and she proceeded to freak out, So I said, Baby baby don't panic, I know how to cook bannock. I can build you a fire, I know you're tired, ain't this romantic? And that coyote howls, and the grizzly bear he growls. I can get you through the night, oh yes I can, I'm a mountain man. I gave her a little hug, I said "There's no need to cry", I used to be a beaver scout all I need is this Buck knife. I can carve a hook, pull fish from a brook and I bang on with a gun, Except tonight I don't really have one, and well, that's half the fun. Awe you know I'm only kiddin' hun. Baby baby don't panic, I know how to cook bannock. I can build you a fire, I know you're tired, ain't this romantic? I know you're a city girl, but if you had to you could eat a squirrel. Yeah I'd cook him up just right, you know I can. I'm a mountain man. We could pick berries in the moonlight, 'Cause I know which ones to eat. How to recognize poison ivy, Should you go lookin' for leaves. Baby baby don't panic, I know how to cook bannock. I can build you a fire, I know you're tired, ain't this romantic? I can bugle an elk, I can rattle a deer, I can grow you a big ol' bushy beard, And live up here all year and never go back. Yeah I'm a mountain man. A man with a plan. You're in good hands. Yeah, I'm your mountain man. Awe don't cry honey, It's all gonna' be alright.