I'm in a bar full of bikers And a handful of junkies It's a fifty fifty chance that they're Plannin' to jump me Anybody drinking here is lucky just to leave here alive oh Well my favorite little waitress has Ahold of my eyes But here's a shotgun Loaded hidden under the bar Her finger's on the trigger If anybody gets out of line There's other places that are better to go But I'm addicted to the red light show Feel like a king and she's my ace in the hole And I can't get enough of the things that she does She's gonna be my midnight queen Locked and loaded I'm ready to go She's gonna like my pistol clean She's got ahold of me and ain't lettin' go And I can't get enough of The things that she does, alright Well, she walks like a model And she talks like a trucker Doesn't want a lollipop But she sure loves a sucker They' re closin' in around her I'm cutting to the front of the line Oh, she grabbed a bottle of tequila And a lime for her lips Laid her body on the bar And put the salt on her hips Was lying when I told her That I'm the only gonna lick her tonight There's other places that are better to go But I'm addicted to the red light show Feel like a king and she's my ace in the hole And I can't get enough of the things that she does She's gonna be my midnight queen Locked and loaded I'm ready to go She's gonna lick my pistol clean She's got ahold of me and ain't lettin' go She's gonna be my sex machine And I can never get her under control She's gonna climb all over me I'm like a pony in my own rodeo And I can't get enough of The things that she does, alright And I can't get enough of the things that she does She's gonna be my midnight queen Locked and loaded I'm ready to go She's gonna like my pistol clean She's got ahold of me and ain't lettin' go She's gonna be my sex machine And I can never get her under control She's gonna climb all over me I'm like a pony in my own rodeo And I can't get enough of The things that she does, alright