Lady of the ‘dam Won’t be a slave to the blonde Or the culture of the popular She won’t, she won't Sing at you I'll Fly under radar tonight Make deals with every devil in sight I will, I will 'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love You better than, you better than My darkest sin Russian hookers, and cheap gin I think that I could be fine If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we'd have a good time If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who) Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who) I don't like to boast But our truffles are the most Mad-magical in Amsterdam (she won't, she won't) So if you have fear, Apollo sit on my lyre, and Play hIm like a piano man (I will, I will) 'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love You better than, you better than My darkest sin Russian hookers, and cheap gin I think that I could be fine If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we'd have a good time If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who) Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who) I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess But it's alright, because I am rich as piss When I ignite And put you in my mouth The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland I think that I could be fine If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we'd have a good time If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who) Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who) Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who) Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)