You say you love me, darling Please, call me on the phone sometime You say you love me, darling Please, call me on the phone sometime When I hear your voice Ease my worried mind One of these days I'm gonna show you how nice a man can be One of these days I'm gonna show you just how nice a man can be I'm gonna buy you a brand new Cadillac If you only speak some good words about me Hear my phone ringing Sound like a long-distance call Hear my phone keep ringing Sound like a long-distance call When I picked up my receiver The party said "another mule kicking in your stall"