When I was just a little baby boy My momma used to tell me these crazy things She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man She used to tell me he hated me But then I got a little bit older And I realized she was the crazy one But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it 'Cause that's just the way she was They said I can't rap about being broke no more They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more Slut, you think I won't choke no whore 'Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more? These motherfuckers are thinkin' I'm playin' Thinkin' I'm sayin' the shit 'cause I'm thinkin' it just to be sayin' it Put your hands down, bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you Shut up, slut! You're causin' too much chaos Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay, Ma? "Oh, now he's raping his own mother Abusing a whore, snorting coke And we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" You're goddamn right, bitch, and now it's too late I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile vicious Vain Vicodin, vrin vrin vrin! Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all Danglin' from his neck while his head barely hangs on Blood, guts, guns, cuts Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts, bitch, I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me Girls neither, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me Bitch, I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef We ain't gon' never stop beefin', I don't squash the beef You better kill me, I'ma be another rapper dead For poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said But when they kill me, I'm bringin' the world with me Bitches too, you ain't nothin' but a girl to me I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady ('Cause why?) 'Cause Shady will fucking kill you (Ha-ha) I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (Why?) 'Cause Shady will fucking kill you Bitch, I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you Fuck with me, I been through Hell, shut the hell up I'm tryna develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint? No, just criminal intent to sodomize women again Eminem offend? No, Eminem'll insult And if you ever give in to him you give him an impulse To do it again, then if he does it again You'll probably end up jumpin' out of somethin' up on the tenth Bitch, I'ma kill you! I ain't done, this ain't the chorus I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest A bloodstain is orange after you wash it Three or four times in a tub, but that's normal — ain't it, Norman? Serial killer hiding murder material In a cereal box on top of your stereo Here we go again, we're out of our medicine Out of our minds and we want in yours: let us in, or I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me Girls neither, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me Bitch, I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef We ain't gon' never stop beefin', I don't squash the beef You better kill me, I'ma be another rapper dead For poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said But when they kill me, I'm bringin' the world with me Bitches too, you ain't nothin' but a girl to me I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady ('Cause why?) 'Cause Shady will fucking kill you (Ha-ha) I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (Why?) 'Cause Shady will fucking kill you Know why I say these things? 'Cause ladies' screams keep creepin' in Shady's dreams And the way things seem I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks These 80 G's a week to say the same things tweece Twice, whatever, I hate these things Fuck shots, I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows Just to argue with 'em ‘cause their ratings stink Fuck that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer From fat bitch to all seventy thousand pounds of her From principal to the student body and counselor From in-school to before school to outta school I don't even believe in breathin' I'm leavin' air in your lungs Just to hear you keep screamin' for me to seep it Okay, I'm ready to go play, I got the machete from O.J. I'm ready to make everyone's throats ache You faggots keep eggin' me on 'Til I have you at knife point, then you beg me to stop Shut up! Give me your hands and feet I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you You hear me? Answer me, or I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me Girls neither, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me Bitch, I'ma kill you! You don't got the balls to beef We ain't gon' never stop beefin', I don't squash the beef You better kill me, I'ma be another rapper dead For poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said But when they kill me, I'm bringin' the world with me Bitches too, you ain't nothin' but a girl to me Bitch, I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with Shady ('Cause why?) 'Cause Shady will fucking kill you (Ha-ha) I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (Why?) 'Cause Shady will fucking kill you Ha-ha-ha, I'm just playing, ladies You know I love you