Oh kids these days They don't have respect They just talk on those cellphones And listen to their tape cassettes It's what that teacher said With disgust in every breath His students listened carelessly They were easily unimpressed He said it with such conviction Whether truth or fiction And it went Round and round They'd reinvent the wheel Watch it spin and marvel At the breakthrough They had found Another war to end all wars Depressions are no more Gravity works on occasion It won't always bring you to the floor It's a Spanish questionnaire Conquest through love affair A trillion here or there I'm sure it'll work with a little prayer He said it with such conviction Whether truth or fiction And it went Round and round They'd reinvent the wheel Watch it spin and marvel At the breakthrough They had found They'd reinvent the wheel Watch it spin and marvel At the breakthrough They had found He said it with such conviction Whether truth or fiction And it went Round and round They'd reinvent the wheel Watch it spin and marvel At the breakthrough They had found They'd reinvent the wheel Watch it spin and marvel At the breakthrough They had found