It ain't but two things That I really understand It ain't but two things That I really understand Well you know that is a lyin' woman You know boys and a jealous hearted man Yeah I'm so jealous When I go home my wife goes to bed Yeah that chick on the yard go to roost I heard what that man said Yeah you know my dog jumped the fence They keep sayin' he may be awful scared Spoken: I don't play with nobody boy Yeah when I was in the country I only had two friends Yeah that was a whistlin' woman You know boys and a crowing hen That's when I found out the first time You know my trouble just begin Spoken: Look here Johnny, I got bad luck Yeah when I go home My wife runs and goes to bed Yeah anytime I go home mad My wife runs and jumps in the bed Yeah you know my chickens all go to roost You know I heard what that man said Spoken: I'm awful mad Johnny Yeah when I was in the country I only had two friends Yeah that was a whistlin' woman You know boys and a crowing hen That's when I know for sure My trouble just begin