Anything we should know about your change? So you're on the floor at fifty-four Think you can last at the Palace Does your body go to the to and fro? But tonight's the night or didn't you know That Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe He tried his tricks that Ruskie bear The United Nations said it's all fair He did the radiation he did the chemical plague But he could not win with a cossack spin The Vostok Bomb the Stalin strike He tried every move he tried to hitch hike He drilled a hole like a Russian star He made every move in his repertoire When Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Now it was G.I. Joe's turn to blow He turned it on cool and slow He tried a payphone call to the Pentagon A radar scan a leviathan He wiped the Earth clean as a plate What does it take to make a Ruskie break? But the crowd are bored and off they go Over the road to watch China blow Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe