So ya Thought ya Might like to Go to the show To feel the warm thrill of confusion That space cadet glow I've got some bad news for you, sunshine Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel And they sent us along as a surrogate band We're going to find out where you fans really stand Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall (get them up) Now, there's one in the spotlight He don't look right to me Then get him up against the wall (get them) Now, that one looks Jewish And that one's a coon Who let all this riffraff into the room? There's one smoking a joint And another with spots If I had my way, I'd have all of them shot