I I was Jesus, I'd have some real long hair A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I'd wear I'd be the guy at the party, turnin' water to wine Yeah me and my disciples, we'd have a real good time. Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you (woooooh) And I show you who's the boss (woooooh) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus. I'd have some friends that were poor I'd run around with the wrong crowd, man I'd never be bored Then I'd heal me a blind man, get myself crucified By politicians and preachers, who got somethin' to hide. Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you (woooooh) And I show you who's the boss (woooooh) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus. If I was Jesus, I'd come back from the dead And I'd walk on some water, just to mess with your head I know your dark little secrets, I'd look you right in the face And I'd tell you I love you, with Amazing Grace. Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you (woooooh) And I show you who's the boss (woooooh) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus. If I was Jesus