Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore I chime in with a Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality I chime in Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of Oh, well in fact Well I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast So pour the champagne Oh, well in fact Well I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast So pour the champagne, pour the champagne I chime in with a Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality I chime in Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality Again I chime in Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality I chime in Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality Again