When a freight train jumps off a track And rolls down my road And it's summertime in Texas And they're playing in the snow When politicians everywhere stop telling lies And only state the facts Right then, that's when I'll take you back Let's say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said I lose my better judgment and I take up smoking crack Right then, that's when I'll take you back [Chorus] Go on keep trying Come on keep calling You know I like it When you come crawling It's like music To hear you bawling When Donald Trump takes A part-time job parking cars When Clint Eastwood does Ballet in a big pink leotard And a donkey wins the Derby As he takes his victory lap Right then, that's when I'll take you back [Chorus] The day that old morning sun Rises in the West And they pass a law in L.A. Banning artificial breasts When cars can run on water Gasoline and oil ain't worth jack Right then, that's when I'll take you back [Chorus] It's like music To hear you bawling