She's probably in a Bentley Showing off her new fake boobies Tryin' to break into the movies With some producer Who seduced her With some sushi and cologne She's probably down on Sunset Doin' all the things that she ain't done yet With some actor she calls Hector Man I wish he meet Phil Spector And he'd ask to take her home She's lovin' Californ-I-a She loves the beach She loves to party everyday Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. Ever since she went away I hate California Maybe she's livin' in a commune Dancin' with Hippies under the moon It's all free love, weed and patchouli And there's a guru named Visuli And he's doin' her for sure Maybe she's scummin' some big rap star Drinkin' pink Cosmos at the Sky Bar Those Hollyweirdos with their tofu, avocado I bet she think she won the lotto good for her She's lovin' Californ-I-a She loves the beach She loves to party everyday Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. Ever since she went away I hate California I think I seen her on TV Last night on TMZ With the pretty people on parade She's sellin' Scientology with John, Tommy and Katie Man I guess she's really got it made She's lovin' Californ-I-a That string bikini and the sunshine on her face She's lovin' Californ-I-a She loves the beach She loves to party everyday Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. Ever since she went away I hate California