I get no kick from champagne Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all So tell me why should it be true That I get a kick out of you Some get their kicks from cocaine I'm sure that if I took even one sniff That would bore me terrifically too That I get a kick out of you I get a kick every time I see you standing there before me I get a kick though it's clear to me that you obviously do not adore me I get no kick in a plane Flying too high with some gal in the sky Is my idea of nothing to do But I get a kick out of you I get no kick from champagne Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all So tell me why should it be true That I get a kick out of you Some get their kicks from cocaine I'm sure that if I took even one sniff That would bore me terrifically too That I get a kick out of you I get a kick every time I see you standing there before me I get a kick though it's clear to me that you obviously do not adore me I get no kick in a plane Flying too high with some gal in the sky Is my idea of nothing to do But I get a kick She gives me a boot I get a kick out of you