Well I was sitting at a roadhouse down on Highway 41 You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done I knew you didn't see me I was in a corner booth Of course you weren't my waitress mine was missing her front tooth So I flagged you down for coffee but I couldn't say a thing But I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name. I'm in love with you baby I don't even know your name I've never been too good at all those sexual games So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name So I ordered straight tequila a little courage in a shot And I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot I got a little wasted Yeah I went a little far But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car The last thing I remember I heard myself say I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name I'm in love with you baby I don't even know your name I've never been too good at all those sexual games So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name The next thing I remember I was hearing wedding bells Standing by a women in a long white lacy veil I raised the veil she smiled at me without her left front tooth And I said where the Hell am I and just who the Hell are you? She said I was your waitress And our last name's now the same 'Cause I'm married to you baby and I don't even know your name Yeah I'm married to a waitress I don't even know her name I've never been too good at all those sexual games I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way Hey I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name Get me out of here!