I'm the life of the party baby since you said good bye Just ask old Joe He knows I'm here every night And that good old boy in the mirror looking around for you It ain't me And that's the honky tonk truth. That's the honky tonk truth cross my broken heart I put my right hand here on this beer And swear on this bar I ain't thinking I ain't drinking I ain't crying I ain't moaning the blues I wouldn't lie to you Now that's the honky tonk truth Don't think I'll come crawling back 'cause I don't miss you If you walked up and puckered up, girl I wouldn't bother to kiss you And that washed up, broken down fool Hanging out on that stool Well it ain't me Now that's the honky tonk truth. That's the honky tonk truth cross my broken heart I put my right hand here on this beer And swear on this bar I ain't thinking, I ain't drinking, I ain't crying I ain't moaning the blues I wouldn't lie to you Now that's the honky tonk truth