It's Wednesday night, my woman's out Once again I'm home alone Lately every Wednesday night She's late getting home She phoned from work at quittin' time Says the bossed asked her to stay She says she's makin' double time I suspect foul play I suspect foul play This makes five straight Wednesday nights And that's no coincidence Sitting here and thinking back It all starts making sense Her old boss quit two months ago She came home all smiles that day She says they hired a younger man I suspect foul play Said I suspect foul play I suspect foul play Oh, I suspect foul play Something in her voice Alerted my suspicious heart I've heard that warning sign before Just before love fell apart This is my last Wednesday night Waiting like a fool I won't stand for another man, no, no, no That's my hard-fast rule She'd better have some kind of evidence Of all this extra pay She'd better have some cold, hard facts 'Cause I suspect foul play Said I suspect foul play Oh, I suspect foul play I suspect foul play Yeah, yeah Something's gone wrong Foul play, yeah