If you save yourself for marriage You're a bore If you don't save yourself for marriage You're a whore-able person If you won't have a drink Then you're a prude But they'll call you a drunk As soon as you down the first one If you can't lose the weight Then you're just fat But if you lose too much Then you're on crack You're damned if you do And you're damned if you don't So you might as well just do Whatever you want So Make lots of noise Kiss lots of boys Or kiss lots of girls If that's something you're into When the straight and narrow Gets a little too straight Roll up the joint, or don't Just follow your arrow Wherever it points, yeah Follow your arrow Wherever it points If you don't go to church You'll go to hell If you're the first one On the front row You're a self-righteous Son of a- Can't win for losing You just disappoint 'em Just 'cause you can't beat 'em Don't mean you should join 'em So make lots of noise Kiss lots of boys Or kiss lots of girls If that's something you're into When the straight and narrow Gets a little too straight Roll up the joint, or don't Just follow your arrow Wherever it points, yeah Follow your arrow Wherever it points Say what you feel Love who you love 'Cause you just get So many trips 'round the sun Yeah, you only Only live once So make lots of noise Kiss lots of boys Or kiss lots of girls If that's what you're into When the straight and narrow Gets a little too straight Roll up the joint, I would And follow your arrow wherever it points, yeah Follow your arrow wherever it points