Aww they say uhh A black man is a pimp Well let me tell you the biggest pimp On planet motherfuckin' Earth, is her momma It's her momma that told her, "Get a man that got a good job girl, Make sure he got a good car girl, Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin' girl" What happened to just fallin' in love with a nigga with a bus pass Just 'cause you loved a nigga But I'm the pimp motherfucker I gotta be the player Biggest hoes, on planet Earth Are walkin' through the motherfuckin' neighborhood You knew when you got with the nigga he already had a woman You knew he already had a family But you fucked him anyway And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga You went and got pregnant, didn't you bitch, didn't you? The ol' 'keep a nigga baby' And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child? "Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here, 'cause that nigga ain't shit" How 'bout being a woman, and tellin' the kid the truth That yo' momma, you was a hoe Tell the kid Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out That's why he ain't here, but he a good nigga 'Cause he take care of his real family I was just a dumb bitch, tryin' to keep, a nigga that I wanted