We ain't East, we ain't West We ain't left, we ain't right We ain't black, we ain't white We just came here to drink We're all mud flap suburbans All ball caps and turbans All prom queens and strippers Where the whole kitchen sink and then here, We're the same, everyone knows your name We just raise up our glass We don't give a rat's ass If you're a democrat or republican We're happy to be here and that you can see We're just all drunk Americans We ain't second ex wives, We ain't cowboys or redskins We ain't preachers or kingpins We're just having fun We're all suits in blue collars Short orders long hollers Paper and plastic, too old and too young Ceos, GEDs, DUIs, FBIs, PHDs And we raise up our glass We don't give a rat's ass If your belly's too fat, or your wallet's too thin We're happy to be here and that you can see We're just all drunk Americans (La-la-la-la-la-la) All drunk Americans We been in, we been out We been cool, we been weird Thank God we're still here In the land of the free And we all, singin' wrong But we all sing along Sing along We just raise up our glass We don't give a rat's ass If you're a democrat or republican We're happy to be here and that you can see We're just all drunk Americans In these neon lights We're all stars we're all straps And we're all drunk Americans