Out in the sticks With the squirrels and the ticks And my thirty-aught-six I'm running out of miller light Trucks in park The dog wont bark Couple hours 'till dark Wishing one would walk by Might as well left my gun in the gun rack Been here all day all I killed a 12-pack Sittin' here Waitin' on a deer Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets Aiming at the empties Missin' hittin' pine trees Ain't my fault them cans keep movin' My baby's on the phone Saying baby come home Where ya been and whatcha been doing Well I've been sittin' here Waiting on a deer Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets The only deer I seen's Been John Deere green But that don't mean That I got a raw deal 'Cause there ain't no boss Callin' me hoss Tickin' me off On the edge of this corn field On my second box of Winchester hundred grains Ain't seen a big buck But its been a good day Sittin' here Waitin' on a deer Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets Aiming at the empties Missin' hittin' pine trees Ain't my fault them cans keep movin' My baby's on the phone Saying baby come home Where ya been and whatcha been doing Well I've been sittin' here Waiting on a deer Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets Sittin' here Waitin' on a deer Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets Aiming at the empties Missin' hittin' pine trees Ain't my fault them cans keep movin' My baby's on the phone Saying baby come home Where ya been and whatcha been doing Well I've been sittin' here Waiting on a deer Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets Sittin' here waitin' on a deer Drinkin' beer Wastin' bullets Yeah