My Buddy Jake said hey its spring break so I picked him up in my truck We rode into town and there we found a cantina and sorority bus I started trading my lines with a tall blond hair kappa delta She said boy what school are you from I said I'd be happy to tell ya I'm from the dirt road poison ivy league of campfires, guitars, and river swings Got the good life down and if you hang around we can get a little dust on that collar 'Cause I'm a genuine, certified dirt road scholar Graduated the top of the school of hard knocks Pass the bar anytime I ain't thirsty My country clubs exclusive to none but a fishing pole would come in handy No you ain't really lived till you get chill bumps from a coyote cry Or fine dine till you've cooked on a mountain Lightning bugs for candle light, yeah I'm from the dirt road poison ivy league of campfires, guitars, and river swings Got the good life down and if you hang around we can get a little dust on that collar Cause I'm a genuine, certified dirt road scholar I'm from the dirt road poison ivy league of campfires, guitars, and river swings Got the good life down and if you hang around we can get a little dust on that collar 'Cause I'm a genuine, Alumni certified, give you a country time, Love to treat you right, wrapped in a blanket tight, sing You to sleep at night, dirt road scholar