Maybe your jacket is a hand-me down Maybe you slept with half of your hometown In a world of squares maybe your just round You can't be everybody's cup of tea Some like it bitter, some like it sweet Nobody's everybody's favorite, so you might as well just make it how you please You can't be, everybody's cup of tea Maybe you're working at a hotel bar Maybe you're still driving your high school car Maybe you still don't know just who you are You can't be everybody's cup of tea Some like it bitter, some like it sweet Nobody's everybody's favorite, so you might as well just make it how you please Maybe you married the wrong person first Maybe your hair's way too long Your sister's in jail Or maybe you failed out of college Well, hey, life goes on We've all got the right to be wrong You can't be everybody's cup of tea Some like it black some like it green Nobody's everybody's favorite So you might as well just make it how you please You can't be everybody's cup of tea You can't be everybody's cup of tea Some like it bitter, some like it sweet Nobody's everybody's favorite, so you might as well just make it how you please You can't be, everybody's cup of tea Why would you want to be?