I live on the edge And something has me really turning red I toss and then I turn inside this bed, oh yeah Yeah, I said it I'm unsatisfied With all the Romeos and their goodbyes Their 'See ya later's incomplete the lies That's why I sigh It's not just me I talk about Our age is on the way All the money in the women's world will never make him change Gonna grab the yellow pages Find a Davinci of the threads To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal You see, I've got a plan I'm coming back as a man I'm gonna wear blue And find a pair of flat black leather shoes That shine more than a diamond mine could do And add something new Like wear a cologne That says you are the man I'm gonna own And whispers "baby, will you take me home?" Va va va va va voom I drop a hint and then my keys And then I'll cast a net To catch someone who's in for such a night he won't forget Gonna grab the yellow pages Find a Da Vinci of the threads To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal You see, I've got a plan I'm coming back as a man I'll hide behind the Errol Flynn moustache Remove the false impression to make sure the feeling lasts Call me the equalizer for the girls And tell me baby, tell me where it hurts Gonna grab the yellow pages Find a Davinci of the threads To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal You see, I've got a plan I'm coming back as a man