Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing On TV, at Saks Honest living, honest living Honest living, honest living Honest living, honest living Can't you spare a dime or two Here but for the grace of God go you You'll be merry I'll be merry Tho Merry ain't in my vocabulary No sleigh bells No Santa Claus No yule log No tinsel No holly Ho hearth No 'Rudolph the red nosed reindeer' Rudolph the red nosed reindeer No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no And it's beginning to snow Hats, bats, shoes, booze Mountain bikes, potpourri Leather bags, girlie mags Forty fives, AZT No one's buying Feel like crying No room at the Holiday Inn, Oh no And it's beginning to snow How about a fur- In perfect shape Owned by an MBA from uptown I got a tweed Broken in by a greedy Broker who went broke And then broke down You don't have to do this Hush your mouth, it's Christmas I do not deserve you, Give, Give Wait, What's on the floor? you do Let's see some more Is give Give me some way to show No, no, no How you've touched me so Kiss me, It's beginning to snow She said, 'Would you light my candle' And she put on a pout And she wanted you To take her out tonight? Right She got you out! She was more than okay But I pushed her way It was bad, I got mad And I had to get her out of my sight Wait, wait, wait, You said she was sweet Let's go eat I'll just get fat It's the one vice left, When you're dead meat There, That's her Maureen? Wo! I should go Hey, it's beginning to snow I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Follow, follow With his pockets full of the jam Follow, follow Help me out, daddy If you can Got any D man? I'm cool Got any see man? I'm cool Got any X Any smack Any horse Any jugie boogie boy Any blow? Hey Hey I just want to say I'm sorry for the way, Forget it I blew up Can I make it up to you? How? Dinner party? That'll do Hey lover boy, cutie pie You steal my client, you die You didn't miss me, you won't miss her You'll never lack for customers I'm willin' I'm illin' I gotta get my sickness off Gotta run, gotta ride Gotta gun, gotta hide, Gotta go And it's beginning to snow Wish me luck Alison The protest is on LL Bean Got any see man? Geoffrey Beene Got any D man? Burburry zip out Got any be man? Lining Got any Crack? Got any X? Honest living, This is Hi She'll be dining, (With us) Here's a new arrival That is an ounce Hates, dats, bats That's my coat! We give discounts I think we've met Let's get a better one It's a sham That's what he said I said it's a gram! But she's a thief! But she brought us together Which investor is coming?? I'll take the leather Your father?, Damn! Christmas bells are swinging Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are singing In my dreams, next year Once you donate you can go Celebrate in Tuckahoe You'll feel cheery I'll feel cheery Tho' I don't rey know that theory No bathrobe No Steuben glass No cappuccino makers No pearls, no diamonds No 'Chestnuts roasting on an open fire' Chestnuts roasting on an open fire No room at the Holiday Inn, Oh no I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Jingle bells, prison cells Fa la la la, Fa la la la You have the right to remain Silent night holy night F on your knees oh night divine You'll do some time Fa la la la la Fa la la la la Got any see man? Got any D man? Got any be man? Got any X, Crack? I'm willin', I'm illin' Gotta get my sickness off See-D help me Follow, follow Follow Jugie boogie, jugie boogie Follow, follow Any crack, any X, any jugie boogie boy Got any D man, got any see man Got any crack, any X, any jugie boogie? Twenty five Fifteen Twenty five Fifteen Twenty five Fifteen No way Twenty four Fifteen Twenty four Fifteen Twenty four Fifteen Not today Twenty three Fifteen Twenty three Fifteen Twenty three Fifteen It's old Twenty two Fifteen Twenty one Fifteen Seventeen Fifteen Fifteen And Sold! And Let's Go To The lot, Maureen's performing Who's Maureen? His ex But I am over her Let's not hold hands yet Is that a warning? He, You, I Just need To take it slow I should tell you I should tell you I should tell you I should tell you I should tell you I And it's beginning to And it's beginning to And it's beginning to, Joanne, which way to the stage! Snow!