Two dollars shy of a five dollar bill Last mile I pushed my truck uphill About hurt me I left my truck by the pump right where I parked it Walked through the doors of the Last Chance Market Have mercy, I was thirsty The guy behind the counter said what's it gonna be I said I don't know man, you tell me It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack Makes life complicated when it costs the same Hell it ain't no fun, to do without one But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean It's either beer of gasoline I could feel that video camera watch me Checkin' out the sale on the ol' Milwaukee (Mmm) Three bucks to my name That cooler had every brand known to man Tall boys, bottles, and aluminum cans (Aww) What a shame And it's gettin' pretty bad when you finally discover It all comes down to either one or the other It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack Makes life complicated when it costs the same Hell it ain't no fun, to do without one But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean It's either beer of gasoline I could see where this is headed And I'm tired of talkin' Cold beer unleaded Hell I'm walkin' It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack Makes life complicated when it costs the same Hell it ain't no fun, to do without one But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean It's either beer of gasoline Beer or gasoline It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack Now it ain't no fun to do without one But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run