All night I lay on my pillow and pray For my boss to stop me in the hallway Lay my head on his shoulder and say Son, I've been hearing good things I wake up without warning and go flying around the house In my sauvignon fierce, freaking out Take a forty-five minute shower and kiss the mirror And say, look at me Baby, we'll be fine All we gotta do is be brave and be kind I put on an argyle sweater and put on a smile I don't know how to do this I'm so sorry for everything I'm so sorry for everything I'm so sorry for everything I'm so sorry for everything Baby, come over, I need entertaining I had a stilted, pretending day Lay me down and say something pretty Lay me back down where I wanted to stay Just say something perfect, something I can steal Say, look at me Baby, we'll be fine All we've gotta do is be brave and be kind I pull off your jeans, and you spill Jack and Coke in my collar I melt like a witch and scream I'm so sorry for everything I'm so sorry for everything I'm so sorry for everything I'm so sorry for everything I'm so sorry for everything I'm so sorry for everything I'm so sorry for everything I'm so sorry for everything