I guess you heard I was pedal to the metal on a downhill slide Girl, you know those rumors get to flyin’ in a town that size No, I didn’t feel a thing when you threw that ring and slammed the door If you wanna know the truth You gotta go straight to the source Ask any ol’ barstool in this town Ask my new found party crowd Sure I take more jack in my coke now A little more high in my smoke now Sure I stay ‘til they’re all long gone And I take the long way home But I ain’t sittin’ ‘round Tryin’ to drown the thought of you Ask any ol’ barstool I can finally stretch out in our king size bed If I make it that far But fillin’ in all these blanks you left isn’t all that hard No, I ain’t wonderin’ where you been Or who you been with I guess you didn’t hurt me half as bad as you think you did Ask any ol’ barstool in this town Ask my new found party crowd Sure I take more jack in my coke now A little more high in my smoke now Sure I stay ‘til they’re all long gone And I take the long way home But I ain’t sittin’ ‘round Tryin’ to drown the thought of you Ask any ol’ barstool Yeah, you think i’m down and out hidin’ out, hell-bent crazy But that ain’t me, baby Ask any ol’ barstool in this town Ask my new found party crowd Sure I take more jack in my coke now But i’m a long way from broke now Sure I stay ‘til they’re all long gone And I take the long way home But I ain’t sittin’ ‘round Tryin’ to drown the thought of you Ask any ol’ barstool Ask any ol’ barstool I guess you heard I was pedal to the metal on a downhill slide