Up in smoke you've lost another love As you take a hit off your last cigarette Strung out, burnt out Yeah you're down on your luck And you don't give a 'Til the best part of you starts to twitch Ain't that a bitch Freak out! I'm alone now I feel just like I'm losin' my mind 'Cause love is like the right dress On the wrong girl You never know what you're gonna find You think you're high and fine as wine Then you wind up like a dog in a ditch 'Cause love is like a wrong turn On a cold night, yeah Ain't that a bitch, ain't that a bitch In a daze In the throes of emotion You see God in the Devil's eyes Then you fall so far from grace You wouldn't know a kiss If it was on your face You can tell it to the jury But you ain't got no case Freak out! I'm alone now I feel just like I'm losin' my mind 'Cause love is like the right dress On the wrong girl You never know what you're gonna find The gal was fine as calamine but not Enough to scratch a seven year itch 'Cause love is like the last licks Outta Hendrix, yeah Ain't that a bitch Ain't that a bitch Then you feel so out of place Lickin' up the arsenic From the same old lace You know the stuff is poison But you gotta have a taste You gotta Freak out, I'm alone now I feel just like I'm losin' my mind 'Cause love is like the right dress On the wrong girl You never know what you're gonna find You think you're high and fine as wine Then you wind up with your face in the ditch 'Cause love is like a warm gun On a cold night, yeah Ain't that a bitch, ain't that a bitch