I don't know why you bother Nothing's ever good enough for you I was there And it wasn't like that You came here Just to start a fight You had to piss on our parade You had to shred our big day You had to ruin it for all concerned In a drunken punch up at a wedding Hypocrite opportunist Don't infect me with your poison A bully in a china shop When I turn around you stay Frozen to the spot The pointless snide remarks Of hammer headed sharks The pot will call the kettle black It's a drunken punchup at a wedding, yeah