You don't have to take the bar exam to see What you've done is ignoramus 103 What've I got to hang my hat on? You don't have a pot to pee in All this just to be your friend I was there until the end Extortion and arson, petty larceny I know you called I know you called I know you called I know you called I know you called I know you hung up my line Star 69 I know all about the warehouse fire I know squirrels didn't chew the wires Three people have my number The other two were with me I don't like to tell-tell but I'm not your patsy This time you have gone too far with me I know you called I know you called I know you called I know you called I know you called I know you hung up my line Star 69 Why'd you put your quarter down on me? This reads like some dork inside edition hard copy I can't be your character witness I can't be your alibi Doorbell rings it's the FBI We learned Spy vs. Spy You, my friend, are guilty as can be I know you called I know you called I know you called I know you called I know you called I know you hung up my line I know you called I know you called I know you called I know you called I know you called I can't be your alibi Star 69