Not this time I’m not trying to be funny but I left it all at home today You can call me what you wanna I ain’t giving you a dollar This time I ain’t gonna run away You might knock me down, you might knock me down But I will get back up again This time I

And I'll be crushin' it Every week has a weekend By this time Friday night I'll be done with my third can Of cold Bud Light I'll be crushin' it Yeah, I'll be crushin' it Oh, I'll be crushin' it I sure could use an attaboy

Too many missed calls, too many texts I know that it won’t be long, yeah You’ll be like 'Babe, come over' I know how this goes, yeah Talk about you need closure Every time the weekend comes, yeah Damn, I wish I missed my ex Til you‘re gonna call my

I wish for this night-time To last for a lifetime The darkness around me Shores of a solar sea Oh how I wish to go down with the sun The sun is sleeping quietly

To all the girls I've loved before To all the girls we've loved before I'm glad they came along I dedicate this song The winds of change are always blowing And ev'ry time I tried to stay The winds of change continued blowing We're glad they came along We

It's like every time Like any time of day In every single way Girl when she gets her way (way, way, way) That's just how she ball That's just how she hustles No clue how she does it (I'll still say) This bitch looks like Lindsay Lohan She gets down just

(If I could turn back) (If I could turn back the hands) If I could turn, turn back the hands of time How did I ever let you slip away Never knowing I'd be singing this song some day And now I'm sinking, sinking to rise no more Ever since you closed the

Uh, this is a song that came by way of request I haven't done this song since I was fifteen years old Oh, that's a long time ago Strangers in the night Exchanging glances Wondering in the night What were the chances? We'd be sharing love

I'm wishing I could rewind Put a cork back into that sweet red wine Put your midnight hair back up So you can let it fall one more time Untouch your skin So good so right, this is one night Float the moon back up in the sky Unkiss your lips and kiss 'em

Jenna, time to pee on a stick Wh-? I don't wanna know Come on honey, you've waited long enough Get to it and do it Wh- okay, girls! Enough You know what we mean I hope you drank enough this morning Come on, sweetie, it's better to know We'll be right