1 lyrics for "I read a self-help book" Room 29Chilly GonzalesIs where I'll face Myself alone I heard them say "Is the only place to stay" Help yourself to pretzels Help yourself to the minibar I couldn't help myself I read a self-help bookPlayRelated Songs 705.7K You Can DanceChilly Gonzales 515.8K I Am EuropeChilly Gonzales 155.4K Never StopChilly Gonzales 234.7K TearjerkerChilly Gonzales 504.8K Knight Moves (Live at Massey Hall, Toronto)Chilly Gonzales 985.8K Knight MovesChilly Gonzales 360.6K OutroChilly GonzalesSuggestions SongNot The Boy Next Door (The Boy From Oz/Original Cast Recording/2003)Hugh JackmanHoneysuckle RoseJane MonheitParchman Farm (Mono)John Mayall & The BluesbreakersLa Bohème / Act 1 : "O soave fanciulla"Luciano Pavarotti