I've changed the locks Keys cut, three for the price of one Nothing's free but guaranteed for a lifetime's use And you can't have one You, you know the other two The brakes have worn so thin that you could hear I hear them screeching through the door

She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatin Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite She keeps her Moet et Chandon

The one I've never known Give me something that I need A brand new hope What's the consolation prize? Economy sized dreams of hope Satisfaction guaranteed 'Cause now I know It's all that I wanted And where it goes

A guaranteed personality I can no longer shop happily I came in here for that special offer I'm all lost in the supermarket I all lost the supermarket (I all lost) I all lost the supermarket (I all lost) I can no longer shop happily (I all lost) I came

Nice work if you can get it And you can get it if you try The man who only lives for making money Lives a life that isn't necessarily sunny Likewise the man who works for fame There's no guarantee that time won't erase his name The fact is, the only work

No, I, am not I'm not addicted to sex But, girl, I guarantee that if you lay with me You just might be You just might be, yeah Let me talk to 'em I guess you know you made it when they start talking 'bout you, right? Welcome to fame Y'all don't pay me no

Everything is all right I'll be the one to tuck you in at night And if you want to leave I can guarantee You won't find nobody else like me I'm singin' You don't know how you met me You don't know why All you know is when I'm with you

Oh me, oh me, oh my I just shut the club down, I ain't even try If you not fuckin' with us Test us and I guarantee we let it fly I always tell the truth, boy, I ain't gotta lie If you ain't fuckin' with us, don't come to our side See them rollin' with

Whoa oh oh oh oh, Mona Lisa Say what you mean Tell me I'm right And let the sun rain down on me Give me a sign I want to believe You're guaranteed to run this town I'd pay to see you frown There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for

No cap, pussy nigga, nah for real Nah for real, nah for real You can try, I guarantee the shit won't work You can die, I guarantee the shit won't hurt I can't deny, I was fuckin' with you at first Pain killer in disguise, I can't feel a thing off the