I know you I know you've seen her She's a sad tomato She's three miles of bad road Walking down the street Will I never meet her? She's a real woman-child Oh, my kiss breath turpentine I am smitten I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) Have you seen her come around? My crush with eyeliner I'm in like I'm infatuated It's all too much, the pressure She's all that I can take What position should I wear? Cop an attitude? (you fake her) How can I convince her? (fake her) That I'm invented too, yeah I am smitten I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) We all invent ourselves And, uh, you know me She's a sad tomato She's three miles of bad road She's her own invention (she's her own invention) That gets me in the throat What can I make myself be? Life is strange, yeah (life is strange) What can I make myself be? (fake her) To make her mine? I am smitten I'll do anything (I'll do anything) A kiss breath turpentine My crush with eyeliner I am smitten You know me (yeah, you know me) I could be your Frankenstein My crush with eyeliner I am smitten I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) Won't you be my valentine? My crush with eyeliner