Silver threads and golden needles Cannot mend this heart of mine And I dare not drown my sorrows In the warm glow of your mind You can't buy my love with money 'Cause I ain't never was that kind I don't want your lonely mansion With a tear in every room

And you ain't Porter Cause you ain't Dolly She's a little bit fuller And fill the jukebox full of quarters You ain't Dolly And you're a whole lot shorter Let's dance all night No, and you ain't Porter Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy

Just because I'm blond Don't think I'm dumb 'Cause this dumb blond ain't nobody's fool When you left you thought I'd sit An' you thought I'd cry You called me a dumb blond Ah, but somehow I lived through it And you know if there's one thing this blond