Don't try to cry your way out of this Don't try to lie or I'll catch you in it Don't try to make me feel sorry for you Just because I'm blond Don't think I'm dumb 'Cause this dumb blond ain't nobody's fool When you left you thought I'd sit An' you thought I'd wait An' you thought I'd cry You called me a dumb blond Ah, but somehow I lived through it And you know if there's one thing this blond has learned Blonds have more fun You flew too high up off the ground It's stormy weather an' had to come back down But I've found a new thread for my old spool Just because I'm blond Don't think I'm dumb 'Cause this dumb blond ain't nobody's fool When you left you thought I'd sit An' you thought I'd wait An' you thought I'd cry You called me a dumb blond Ah, but somehow I lived through it And you know if there's one thing this blond has learned Blonds have more fun You flew too high up off the ground It's stormy weather an' had to come back down But I've found a new thread for my old spool Just because I'm blond Don't think I'm dumb 'Cause this dumb blond ain't nobody's fool