If I didn't know better I'd hang my hat right there If I didn't know better I'd follow you up the stairs Stop saying those sweet things you know I like to hear The horns are blowing louder and the bailiffs drawing near Why do I keep drinking Wasting my time on you If I didn't know better Well damn it I do There's a hole in what you're saying I can plainly see You have a lover that's waiting but baby you're right Here with me Oh, you might as well be the devil Oh, keeping me out past three Oh, you're the one with that apple so baby you can't Blame me Why don't you keep drinking Get me one night with you If I didn't know better Well damn it I do You know that I do Oh, baby you're right here with me Oh, baby you know