Love's been waitin' on us To rack our credit cards Slide a plastic key Raid a mini bar So, I've been checkin' out Where we can check into We'll get back in touch if the two of us Trash a hotel room [Chorus] We'll blare out music down the hall Throw some shadows on the wall Say we skip the wakeup call until the afternoon Get rowdy, gettin' reckless Won't crash 'til after breakfast Leave it like a tornado came through Lets trash a hotel room Mess up those sheets Break a bottle or three Over a night or two Trash a hotel room Lets hang our worries out Over the balcony Write that we were here On the TV screen Yeah, don't that sound like fun And long overdue We'll trade in our clothes For some bathroom robes Trash a hotel room [Chorus] We'll blare out music down the hall Throw some shadows on the wall Say we skip the wakeup call until the afternoon Get rowdy, gettin' reckless Won't crash 'til after breakfast Leave it like a tornado came through Lets trash a hotel room Mess up those sheets Break a bottle or three Over a night or two Trash a hotel room Get rowdy gettin' reckless Won't crash 'til after breakfast Leave it like a tornado came through Lets trash a hotel room Mess up those sheets Break a bottle or three Over a night or two See how much trouble Yeah, we can get into Lets trash a hotel room