We had a girl that came in with a drug overdose the other day And she got real belligerent And she bit one of the nurses (Oh man) And, I mean, she bit (ohhh) - you could see every tooth (nooo! hehe) It took two or three of us to get her off of her It's a crazy Wednesday We finally got a flashing light, they put it in last year And everybody got real happy when the grocery store got beer And last time the census men came a-knockin', we were busting at the seams Aw, but don't you forget it, as big as we're getting This town's too small to be mean Big enough for a zipcode, a VFW A good Mexican restaurant, a beauty shop or two Got a Methodist, a Baptist, and a Church of the Nazarene Aw, but don't you forget it, as big as we're getting This town's too small to be mean Yeah, it's too dang small to be mean Too small to be lying Way too small to cheat Way too small for secrets 'Cause they're way too hard to keep And somebody's mama knows somebody's cousin And somebody's sister knows somebody's husband And somebody's daughter knows somebody's brother And around here, we all look out for each other You'll end up in the paper, wreck your family name What goes around comes back around by Friday's football game We only got one sheriff, but we all know how to keep the peace Aw, and don't you forget it, as big as we're getting This town's too small to be mean Too small to be lying Way too small to cheat Way too small for secrets 'Cause they're way too hard to keep And somebody's mama knows somebody's cousin And somebody's sister knows somebody's husband And somebody's daughter knows somebody's brother And around here, we all look out for each other Yeah, somebody's mama knows somebody's cousin And somebody's sister knows somebody's husband And somebody's daughter knows somebody's brother And around here, we all look out for each other