Please, leave all over coats, canes and top hats with the doorman And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and? Please, leave all over coats, canes and top hats with the doorman From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and? When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pin-stripes whoa oh Everything goes according to plan I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it Because you say so under your breath You're reading lips, when did he get all confident? Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer Never looked better and you can't stand it Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain And I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with, withthese fashionistas And tonight, tonight you are the whispering campaign I bet to them your name is cheap, I bet to them you look like shh Talk to the mirror oh choke back tears, and keep telling yourself that I'm a diva Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box On the table, they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin I'm the new cancer, never looked better you can't stand it Because you say so under your breath You're reading lips, when did he get all confident? Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer Never looked better and you can't stand it Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? I've never looked better and you can't stand it Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? I've never looked better and you can't stand it And I know, and I know it just doesn't feel like a night out With no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious So of course I'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know it just doesn't feel like a night out With no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious So of course I'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know it just doesn't feel like a night out With no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious So of course I'll be distracted when I spike the punch