One shot, two shot, three, Tequila floor Cowboy bouncers 'bout to bowl me out the door Jose got me stumblin', mumblin' like a fool That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule Wake up in the mornin', hurtin' head, skinned knees Ain't no doubt about what's puttin' a whoopin' on me [Chorus] Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass Tequila Glass, salt, straight up, chilled lemon, lime Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time Mexicali, Blue Agave, fire in a bottle Too much Cabo Wabo, do the Cucharacha wobble You think by now a drinkin' man would learn You don't go toe to toe with that little bitty worm [Chorus: x2] I said, Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass Tequila