Somewhere Hey girl, help me if you can I'm coming to you with my heart in my hand Give me love, I'm starved for affection All I need is just a little direction Wow Somewhere in America somewhere cross the sea Somewhere in America she waits for me I need a teacher who can use a pet Give me a lesson in etiquette If there is anyone who'd like to try Maybe she'd like to come and teach me tonight [Chorus:] Same old story, same old song and dance What good is the glory, if you can't find romance I know she is waiting Ooh, somewhere in the heartland And if she's out there tonight I wish she would raise her hand [Chorus x2] Somewhere in America